Actual Thoughts I’ve Had, Verbatim…

“I may have cookie, I may not have a cookie. It really just all depends.”

“It’s great, except for it’s covered in sugar and it ain’t got no water in it.”

“Was that my vagina or was that a cricket?”

“Why does everything look like turtle to me?”

“Shit on a stick, they’ve got Pantene!”

“Why is she in a shopping cart?”

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