I’m going to petition to be classified as a planet…

I self-identify as a planet.

I will not tolerate being discriminated against.

Society will recognize me as a planet.

If I have to settle for dwarf planet classification…

I will.

If it’s good enough for Pluto, it’s good enough for me.

I am being reasonable here.

from SECTUAL – Discussion Forum http://www.sectual.com/thread-2549.html